SOME WORDS ABOUT US

Teamwork That Delivers Everyday Wins

We Live for the Everyday Upgrade

From durable pet beds that survive zoomies to kitchen tools that make weeknight dinners a breeze, we're all about sourcing smart, affordable essentials that make your home hum. Passion meets practicality—because great gear shouldn't break the bank or the routine.

How We Make It Happen

We scout top-notch suppliers, test for family-proof quality, and ship with speed—keeping your cart full of winners and your doorstep drama-free. Simple steps, big impact.

Why Shop Astoria Artifacts?

Picture this: Waking up to a home that feels just right, with pet toys scattered (but not destroyed) and kitchen gadgets that actually save time. That's us—your go-to for household heroes, furry friend fixes, and meal-prep magic. Founded in the heart of Astoria, we're a family-run spot dedicated to lifestyle lovers who want quality without the quest. Dive in for curated picks that blend fun, function, and a touch of everyday charm—no more endless scrolling, just smart finds that fit your life.

Our Team

Meet the Folks Behind Your Favorites.

Samantha Nicole Roser

CEO / FOUNDER

Lucille J. Collier

CEO / FOUNDER

Raymond M. Conyers

CEO / FOUNDER

Lois M. Bateman

CEO / FOUNDER
DEVELOPED BY ASTORIAARTIFACTS @ 2025.

Well-coordinated teamwork speaks volumes about our team.

2025
FOUNDING YEAR
2055447
HAPPY COSTUMERS
112
COMPANY WORK WITH US
1
OFFICES
21
TEAM MEMBERS
398
PROJECTS COMPLETED

Our Story: From Astoria Roots to Your Doorstep

Started in 2025 by local parents tired of flimsy pet gear and finicky kitchen tools, we've grown into a trusted name for families nationwide. Fun fact: Over 50,000 happy homes later, we're still sourcing with heart—proving good things come in everyday packages.

How We Craft Your Next Must-Have

Watch us handpick fabrics that pet-proof your couch, tweak tools for busy chefs, and pack orders like gifts. It's all about blending innovation with real-family feedback—because your input shapes every upgrade we roll out.